Honey Solid Lotion Bar

The hardest working bees in growbiz..

Honey?? I’m not sure what sort of bees you’re used to but these here bees make a lot more than honey. What with the economy being in the tank, and hive mentality being what it is, these bees can ill afford to make just honey.

When the siren song of legal cannabis reached the colony new flowers were being sought out and Bumblebees started to diversify. Wasn’t so much as a collapse then a branching out of sorts. Honey Bee Buzzed combines that sweet nectar of the Gods with the healing qualities of cannabis, shea butter and other essential oils.

While Cannabis infused honey is always available, these bees have their tiny little antennas focused on bigger things. Lip balm: so you don’t have chapped puckers when talking to the queen bee. Honey bath soaks: so you can rest your tiny little insect legs after a tough day buzzing around the hive. Also, Deep Massage Bars to treat yourself or a fellow worker bee with a relaxing “cool heat” for them creaky joints and sore muscles. Remember, these bees buzzed so you can be buzzed. Just bee-lieve.

(Obligatory bee puns… hope you understand)

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