NOT a pregnancy test…
Let us not mince words. Sleek and elegant as it is, the Hmblt Dose Pen looks a lot like a pregnancy test at first glance. You are therefore urged NOT to pee on this pen because we assure you that it will not be a good indicator of impending childbirth. It is essential that you do not enjoy too many doses and come to believe you see a plus sign on your pen indicating your days as a free wheeling, ganja smoking troubadour has come to an end. Luckily for you the Hmblt Dose Pen unleashes carefully measured doses to avoid such a confusion.
Through an optimized temperature and airflow control, each dose is a precise hit leaving no room for error. That means if you are anything like Gabe from Accounting who is as anal as they come; and who keeps a marijuana journal detailing the THC content of each hit to the decimal point; and who cleans his loafers with a toothbrush… then this sort of exactness and eye for detail is right up your alley!
So remember, not a pregnancy test… and perfect for math nerds, creatures of habit, expectant mothers (that was just to see if you have been paying attention, this is NOT a pregnancy test) and those who seek consistency in a world of utter chaos. Hmblt Dose Pens hath heeded your call.