The Walking Baked…

It’s been 7 years since the world fell. It might be hard for some, but as someone who had the best hoophouse cannabis farm in Upper Mendo 3 years running, you’ve still got the skills to trade. A green thumb for the good green. Having something special to barter goes a long way in this broken world. And only three things matter to most: food, water, and something soothe the daily pains of simply trying to survive.

Some call you Medicine Maker, others see you as a healer. You prefer they use your first name instead. But there are those who simply see you as a target; a resource to claim, an object to acquire. So when the current crop is ready and you hike down from the hills to trade your wares, you’ve learned to take particular precautions.

Guns are good, Dynamite is better, but having some smarts is best. Lucky for you, you’ve still got all three. Plus, you found your favorite deterrent in a vape shop a few years back: a Storz & Bickel‘s Craft handheld herbal vaporizer, which hits like a dream and makes the trip from the Hidden Hills to the weekly trade-markets down in The Flats, a much more pleasant journey.

And most importantly, the Craft looks a lot like a “Deadman’s Switch” when strapped to your wrist, with a false-wire leading to the dynamite on your backpack full of the bud you bring. So when any raiders who might imagine you are their next meal might think a little different when you promise to blow us all up if they even try it, holding your hand high with the “switch” at the ready. It helps when you look like you have nothing to lose, which you do. Then, as you turn the corner, you can hit that green lit Craft vape deep, puffing with every chuckle.

The apocalypse is hard work, but you get by.

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