Cannanuts and Cocobiss Oil…
Two ingredients, multiple uses, one sensation. This is the magic of coconuts and cannabis. “Coconuts and Cannabis” is also the name of a popular Jimmy Buffet cover band that perform exclusively on cruise boats and occasionally in the receiving terminals of various port-of-calls. Devised by the good people of Raven Grass, which are sources say was at one time a reformatory school under the jurisdiction of Hogwarts Academy, this therapeutic blend is at once an edible and a topical.
Put a tablespoon or two in your morning smoothie or run a little through your long flowing locks to make an impression at your next business meeting. People will ask, “Have you done something to your hair? It looks so shiny and healthy?” You will answer thusly: “It’s equal parts coconut and cannabis and I’m not referring to the famous cover band.” Then prepare yourself for a raise or at the very least a standing ovation. Thus is the power and magic of that hard to crack island fruit when combined with your favorite pot strain.
Some of you may see the coconut husk as an allegory for your life; Hairy, non-utilitarian and impenetrable. We feel your pain and we have just the thing for it. It’s called Coconut Magic and there is no time like the present to open up.