Citrus ACAI Lift

A quick lift and a giant shift

By Lenny’s own account he was nothing before Dixie Elixir. He could only recall glimpses of a mundane existence spent on the hamster wheel of humanity. Just another cog in the giant machinery of life.

His friend (a true friend indeed) had witnessed the embers of a long extinct fire go out in Lenny’s eyes. He was now an empty vessel wandering through the sterile streets of his white bread townhouse development. The friend recommended a single serving of Dixie Elixir’s Acai Lift as a last ditch effort to resurrect a life’s purpose. Lenny reached out his withered arm and downed the tasty concoction with the assertiveness of a tit mouse.

In mere moments, Lenny’s visage turned from opaque and dull, to that of a wide eyed conquistador. He attributed this to the medicated properties of this tiny cannabis drink and he relished the taste of acai and citrus. It invigorated him and for the first time in a long time an inferno raged inside Lenny (now Leonard). After being “Dixie Boosted” Leonard saw the world in a different light. It took the gentle nudge of 10mg of THC for young Lenny to find that inner forge that was always burning.

Like a new pair of sunglasses for his sativa inspired soul.

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