CannaBloom Infused Beauty Oil

Infuse your face…

The last words he heard her speak were “I’m sorry Jim. I just want to look great, and get body high… all the time.” Then she took one last long look at him, with her perfect complexion and walked out of his life. Her sultry skin and vitality were as much a weapon to her as that horsewhip she kept hidden inside her riding boot. She wasn’t interested in just looking sexy anymore. She wanted to feel it. She wanted it to cover her like a thick fog on a hot day… and it finally did. CannaBloom Cannabis Infused Beauty Oil was just the thing to take her, and her silken skin, where she wanted to go.

She no longer needed Jim, because she had all that she wanted now: skin as soft as a puppy’s underbelly, and an ever-opening mind. She had advanced beyond him, like the human above the ape, and Jim was just the sucker left behind.

It’s true that romances bloom and fade away, and like a spring flower in winter, sometimes beauty goes with it. CannaBloom can go a long way in rejecting that inevitability. An Infused state of mind that can keep the spirit, and the beauty, alive… for an eternity.


Editor’s note: Bloom cannabis infused oil does not contain any THC, only CBD, and will not get you high. We cannot say the same, however, for our writing staff.

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