Cannabis Relieving Creme

Absorb Your High and Heal.

(Gentlemen, just ask your woman about this one. Ladies, carry on…)

Things are retaining water, you’re angry, and it feels like some cruel devil is trying to destroy you from the inside out. Your back hurts, your hips hurt, your belly has been ripped some fresh hell. But you say, NOT TODAY, SATAN! Because you’ve got Apothecanna Extra Strength Relieving Creme to help you ease the pain and misery of this time of the month. You massage Apothecanna topical onto all the hurting places, enjoying the minty, floral aromas of the essential oils wisely included by the makers… And before you know it, you have exorcised the demons… enjoying pain relief and even a better mood!

Which is good, because when your man comes to you whining about his poor sore muscles after he “bro-ed out” too hard at the gym trying to impress his boss, you’ll be feeling generous enough to share your Apothecanna Extra Strength Relieving Creme with him. And one application of Apothecanna topical lasts two to three DAYS, so he won’t come back 20 minutes later complaining that his groin will never be the same. (And if he does, remind him that yours creates life, and what was he saying…?)

THC E-Cigars

The Rogue Stoge… You’re a man’s man who flaunts the rules, misses the good ol’ days and who maybe even drives a Humvee. You smell like forest musk, carry your money around in a rubber band and own no less than 7 leather jackets. You love your cigars and you especially love your weed. Unfortunately, […]

7″ GRAV® Steamroller

Steamroll right over you… Paddy O’Doyle had always been small. The smallest of a brood of twelve. He scrapped his way through life day in and day out, never takin’ no guff. He became a prize fighter at the age of 20, known throughout the circuit as “The Steamroller” on the count of him plowing […]

Ceramic Hookah

Old made new… The year was 1976. Istanbul, Turkey. Deep in the heart of the Grand Bazaar sat a small shop that sold traditional hookahs to tourists and local purists. Manning the shop was a young apprentice who diligently mopped the floors and shined the pipes so that they may attract the wandering eye of […]

Daily Ritual CBD

GRASSfed goodness… Johnny Jitters was a true-blooded coffee case. He drank upwards to a dozen cups before lunch and he kept his keepsakes in an old Folgers tin. He cried when he passed a Starbucks and his blood was as thick as espresso. Yet something was missing. His life long journey in pushing the boundaries […]

Cannabis Cold Brew

Coffee beans & buds: A heavenly synergy… The fine folks at Somatik, in collusion with Ritual Coffee, have taken two of nature’s most blessed treasures and combined them into one harmonious cold brew. This is one cup a Joe tailor made for getting up on the right side of the bed. While Somatik may sound like […]

Flavors of California

A Craftily Created California Cannabis Cartridge… When trekking and puffing away through the urban cityscapes or the high deserts of California, or really anywhere else where it’s legal, you would be best served with an Alexander Fields vape pen. A stylish rig for your cannabis oil that plays perfect companion piece for all walkabouts into […]

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