Crown yourself the Festival Queen.
Want to out do every wanna-be-the-coolest-chic out at Coachella VIP this year? Who cares if Kylie Jenner dyes her hair bright blue again, or Selina Gomez wears extra high mom jean shorts… because this year you’ll make every head turn at the Uber-hippest pre-after-before party with your Cannabis Flower Crown from Lowell Farms. Kendrick Lamar himself will pull you up out of the crowd to smoke out with Lady Gaga and Thom from Radiohead back stage after the show.
Ok, maybe not VIP backstage. Probably no Lady Thom puff-athon for you. More likely you’ll end up just smoking the whole canna-crown at the pool of the Palm Springs house you rented with your girls, cuz you’re so hung over each day from the surrounding parties you never actually make it to the actual festival.
Oh well, there’s always next year.