The Four Horsemen of the Vape-apolypse.
From the Book of Elevations…
– Elevation 6:1-2
Then I saw when a New Smoker broke one of the four seals from the Bloomfield Vape Kit, and I heard one of the four vaping creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Sativa” I looked, and behold, a white horse shaped cloud, and he who exhaled it had a Sativa pen; and a crown was given to him, and he went out to conquer… but mostly, to get high.
– Elevation 6:3-4
When a New Smoker vaped the second seal, I heard the second toker saying, “Indica.” And another, a red horse, went out; and to him who vaped near it, it was granted to take buds from the earth, and that men would puff with one another; and a great vape kit from Bloomfield Vape was given to him. And he relaxethed like the evening moon.
– Elevation 6:5-6
When a New Smoker broke the third seal, I heard the third living Vapor saying, “Hybrid.” I looked, and behold, a black horse shaped cloud; and he who vaped it had a pair of bud scales in his hand. And I heard something like a voice in the center saying, “A quart of weed for a denarius, and four vape pens for a denarius; but do not damage the vape oil and the charging kit.”
– Elevation 6:7-8
When the Lamb broke the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth New Smoker saying, “Come, have some more Sativa.” I vaped, and behold, an ashen horse; and he who sat on it and then had a few more puffs could of swore he saw Death and his friend Hades was following with him. Authority was given to them over a fourth of my living room, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by the wild beasts of the earth (which mostly constitute my wife’s cat and my mother-in-law’s goldfish) and that’s when I knew I was way too high and decided to have some of the CBD blend to come down a bit, which was also conveniently contained within Bloomfield Vape’s trusty rechargeable vape kit.
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