Beboe A Rose Gold Vape

Let them puff vapes…

In the alternate timeline of AT-420-20-17-C where cannabis, not alcohol, is Earth’s dominant form of respected intoxicant, one might see the Queen of England herself puffing on an elegant Beboe Rose Gold vape-pen, after a hard day of making sure Buckingham Palace was up to snuff for the next Visitors of State. Her Royal Highness would lay back in her royal easy chair with her royal feet on a royal stool, and inhale royally the sweet relaxing Beboe pure cannabis oil vapor and let the pressures of a dwindling empire fade from the forefront of her royal mind.

There is a decadence in disposability. That sense of devil-may-care-but-I-sure-don’t dances giddily across one’s heart. Not every meal must be finished, not every kiss completed. It is what is left unfinished that can often be the most enticing. Sure, there might be some suffering smokers outside the palace who would scrape the pens clean to get any decent high, but like The Queen may say “Castles don’t come from Charity. Let them puff vapes…”

IQ Vaporizer

Innovation in Inhalation. When you first use the Da Vinci IQ Vaporizer and you allow it’s technology to guide your hand through Cannabis country you may get the unnerving sensation that your new toking gadget may be sentient. How much does it know, what does it ultimately want, and does it have an agenda besides […]

Organic Shaving Soaps

For those who crave a dope shave. Look good for your date with dankness with Dr. Bronner’s shaving soap. All natural ingredients like the multi-faceted and healing hemp oil and the awesome sounding Shikakai powder. Maybe next time you go to your local dispensary you can use Dr. Bronner’s and come clean shaven to show […]

Alexander Wang Necklace

Indestructible Dear Jessica Jones, We got you a present. We heard your pre-rolls keep getting broken while you’re out there in Hell’s Kitchen giving it to the bad guys, and that it tends to really piss you off when your post-regulation ritual of lighting up a nice relaxing doobie gets interrupted. We hear you, Jess. […]

Cannabis Eau De Parfum

Chanel No. 420 Do you remember the time you had that joint at lunch, right before your two o’clock conference call with Shanghai? How you had to change your shirt and give yourself a cologne bath so that your bosses didn’t smell what you consider to be a beautiful bouquet of dank buds? Free yourself […]

FOCUS Water Pipe

A Pipe for the Steampunk Sherlock Holmes. In the year 2078 crime plagues the streets of London. Scotland Yard is helpless in the face of marauding street gangs. With the help of modern science they exhume the body of the legendary detective, Sherlock Holmes, and retrofit him with cutting edge technology and Steampunk machinery. Science […]

RELEAF™ BALM

A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

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