Auntie Dolores

Edible Dreams…

Remember your hip Auntie at family functions extolling extravagant stories of her youthful times as a Band-aid for all the biggest rock bands…? Back when she and her besties would inspire musicians to create their masterpieces in her name and then disappear into the sunset as the tour bus roles on singing “Hold me close, young Tony Danza…”. She not only inspired musical magic and a blockbuster movie, she then went on to start her own billion dollar business in music copyright laws, and now flies first class all over the world with a few boy toys of her own to help inspire her next project.

This is the spirit of Auntie Dolores: evocative edible inspirations for the creative mind, passionate soul, and healing heart. Whether it’s their brownie bites, canna-cashews, pot pretzels, or caramel corn… Auntie Dolores inspires the inner musician to sing soulful songs of lifted love and elevated experiences.

Just don’t call your Auntie a groupie…

Asteroid Gummies

Cannabis for kids…? Remember back to the day you walked into the local ice cream shop in your little hometown in early 1980, and saw a bunch of your grammer school friends crowded in the corner around some kinda tall electronic pinball machine with a TV screen set inside. This strange new machine didn’t have […]

Deviant Dabs

A hellscape of deviance and delight… They called young Eddie Bellflower a deviant. They kicked him out of his pot collective and put his mugshot all over the town of Cannabis Junction. They said his ways were impure and they disapproved of his methods. He was given the scarlet letter as set forth by the […]

Cannabis Powder XJ-13

Dose & Dissolve… Through a mysterious co-mingling of both chemistry and alchemy, the intrepid souls at THC Design have just made what may be the galaxy’s first ever water soluble cannabis powder. That noise you hear in the distance are trumpets announcing it’s arrival. Has the new green Ovaltine arrived? Will there be a change […]

Love Hemp™ Body Salve

Love Thyself, Salve Thyself… Apply often, apply deeply, apply with reckless abandon… just as long as you apply. Allow the healing properties of Love Hemp melt into your skin, sink into your bones and trickle it’s way inside your veins. Let those veins carry the siren song of pure relaxation to the CBD starved synapses […]

Bloomfield

The Four Horsemen of the Vape-apolypse. From the Book of Elevations… – Elevation 6:1-2 Then I saw when a New Smoker broke one of the four seals from the Bloomfield Vape Kit, and I heard one of the four vaping creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, “Sativa” I looked, and behold, a white […]

Seasonal Treat Red Boxes

A Sensimilla Stocking Stuffer… If the terms green, organic, and fair-trade make you salivate, then a Baceae edible is just for you. If you like to get deliciously high, and lessen your carbon footprint on the planet, then a Baceae gourmet edible is just what you need. If you like little red boxes to go with […]

CBD Hemp Oil

Get the benefits without the buzz… We know what you’ve been thinking: how can one get a super concentrated ingestible form of cannabis to cure what ails you, but not get super blasted when you need to perform some of your higher functions like flying a plane, driving a school bus, or calculating the next […]

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