A Weekly Journal for Cannabis Growers

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The world is but a canvas to our imagination.” – Henry David Thoreau

Whether you are a grower taking meticulous notes on cycles, soils, watering methods or harvest moons, or just someone who likes to rewrite their boyfriend’s name in cursive over and over and over again, Gold Leaf’s cannabis journal is just what you need.

Use it as a reference book, log book, or manifesto and this sleek journal will help you capture all of your mind-expanding thoughts. Or just doodle for a couple hours after a nice smoke session and wait till the next day to marvel at last night’s artistic bloodletting. What’s that? It wasn’t as amazing or thought provoking as you remember it be? We can be our own worst critics. Just listen to that inner voice (unless that inner voice is your neighbor’s dog), and pretty soon your journal will be filled with all your green thumb recipes for that perfect hybrid… and/or plans for world domination.

Protip: Stash your completed cannabis journal in a crawlspace somewhere and let future owners discover it. They will believe they have found the important screeds of an unknown author/grower and you will posthumously be celebrated as the great ganja writer that you know you are.

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